just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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