don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
