i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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