Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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