It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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