There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
that's an acceptable place to lick
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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