i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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