im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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