im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
A bitchslap is in order.
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