I can text with my tongue
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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