I wanna bring you to show and tell
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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