so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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