so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
