I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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