I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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