just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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