So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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