the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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