wakey wakey hands off snakey
too bad you live with your parents still
Quick, to the slutcave!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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