Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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