i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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