no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Shame - the story of my life.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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