For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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