The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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