Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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