What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
