kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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