So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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