It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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