Dual....:-)
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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