Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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