Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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