My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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