Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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