i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
