I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Can Purell be used as lube?
one might say we're banned from that church
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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