Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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