peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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