I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
