So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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