just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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