i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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