I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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