Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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