yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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