**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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