She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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