Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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