i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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