she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it was like eating out sand paper
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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