I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
