We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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