Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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