i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
