explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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