$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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